- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Type 2 diabetics

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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