When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Gay's rights

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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knock, knock come in

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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