- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Black people

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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