What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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