What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Worst joke ever

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Zach Barlow

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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asian, do math

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I said I hate niiggers

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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