- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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