How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

fack me!

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

knock knock who's there police

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

What is cold? Winter

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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