As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Tell you something funny.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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