A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

What time is it? 10:58

Shit!

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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