SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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hi will

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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