whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Ebola

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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mark is mark

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Is this where I type the joke?

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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