oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Knock knock --Come in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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she wasn't 18

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Guess What! HI!

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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