- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Yes.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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