Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Zach Barlow

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Anagram.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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