Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Guess What! HI!

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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