Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What time is it? 10:58

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Guess what? Holocaust

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

I'm off to my tank guys!

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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