Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

Woman's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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