What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Spotto

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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