how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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