Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Keep up the fun Nero!

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

You are Nerochan right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

An English man walks into a pub.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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