- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Zach Barlow

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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