- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

You're Adopted.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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