- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Women's rights.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

terry stockton is straight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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