Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Are you Drew?

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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