Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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