- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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