- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's funnier than 24? 25

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

A man made a sandwich.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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