- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

What is White over Black? Society.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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