- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

What did the clock say? The time.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

1 + 1 = 3

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.