- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Ted Haggard.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Gianni

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Does this napkin chloroform?

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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