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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

I have a crush on my dad.

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

What isn't funny? The holacost.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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