[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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