- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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