Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Kathy Griffin.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

your mother hates you

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

your father died

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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