- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

I'm a raging homosexual.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Woman's Rights

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

You know what sucks? Yes.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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