- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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