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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

dead battery come on down

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Dylan is a person

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Samantha

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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