- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Come in.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Cancer.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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