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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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