- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Samantha

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

why do you care?

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

whats the best thing about polio...death

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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