What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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why do you care?

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Samantha

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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