a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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so dont touch it.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Butt Sex.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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