(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Womens rights.

IU football

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

GONNA

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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