What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Straight men can be bronies.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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