whats black? a black man

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knock, knock come in

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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The WNBA.

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Unnnnnnnn

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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