What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

a potato flew around my room

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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