A walrus walks into a bar

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

hey bill!

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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penis

Knock knock. Death.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

KKK

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

good one jess !!

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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