So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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