Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Tell you something funny.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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