Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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i dont like attention whores lol

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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