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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

An asian without a future.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What's the difference between a duck?

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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