- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Knock knock. Death.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Penis

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Gianni

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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