why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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