The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Men's Sports

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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