whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Their, they're, there You're, your

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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