- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

What's brown and sticky? Shit

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

Ju... Just why?

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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