Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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hi corey

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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