- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

An Irishman walks out of a bar

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

shammmm is a lesbian.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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