Womens rights.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Woman's Rights

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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nba live 13

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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Yes.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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