Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Your time.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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