Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Nock Nock It's open.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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im a dragon, no im not

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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