Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

I'm a raging homosexual.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Woman's Rights

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Well educated black man.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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