Woman's Rights

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Well educated black man.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Wheelchair high jump

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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