Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Civil Rights.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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pickle juice?

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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