What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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