Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Guess What! HI!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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