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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Anti Joke

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