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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

knock knock how there me ok come in

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Knock, knock. answers door

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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