What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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your father died

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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