What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Woman's Rights

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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zebras

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