How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Guess What! HI!

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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