wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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This is not an anti joke.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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rape that shit

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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