- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

What are we then hypocrites?

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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