You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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your mother hates you

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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