A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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You are Nerochan right?

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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