- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Knock Knock Yes?

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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