Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Type 2 diabetics

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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