Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

Maturity is a virtue.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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