Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Woman's Rights

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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