- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Woman's Rights

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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