A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Spread the net.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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