What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Woman's Rights

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Fiats

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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