- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

i have yougurt with tractor

You know what sucks? Yes.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

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