What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Spotto

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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