How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Strawberries!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

This is an anti-joke.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Obama

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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