What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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since when?

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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The WNBA.

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.....Carrot Top....

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GONNA

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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