Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

since when?

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

GONNA

The WNBA.

.....Carrot Top....

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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