- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Shit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

I lost my tractor.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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