Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

womens rights

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

An asian without a future.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

A man made a sandwich.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

What's funnier than 24? 25

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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