What's funnier than 24? 25

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

A man made a sandwich.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Seth stock has a large penis

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

The cow went moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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