- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Stop being a centipede

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Kelly Clarkson

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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