- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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