- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

womens rights

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

An asian without a future.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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