Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

If you're reading this, you can read.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Spotto

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Scientology.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Anti Joke

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