This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Shit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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