Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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