Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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This is an anti-joke.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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