- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The cow went moo

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Seth stock has a large penis

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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