Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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