what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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1 Jew XD

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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