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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Like if you like big tits.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Women.

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