what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

yo mama is fat shes fat

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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