What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Womens Rights.

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Women's Rights.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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