Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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since when?

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Mrs. Welsh

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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