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A Black Man walks into a bar...

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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